"Peace, I’m out."Sir Anthony van Dyck, Mary Villiers, Lady Herbert of Shurland, c. 1636, Timken Museum of Art, San Diego, USA.
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"Peace, I’m out."

Sir Anthony van Dyck, Mary Villiers, Lady Herbert of Shurland, c. 1636, Timken Museum of Art, San Diego, USA.

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18th-Century Emo.Sir Joshua Reynolds, Study for King Lear, c. 1760, Private Collection.
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18th-Century Emo.

Sir Joshua Reynolds, Study for King Lear, c. 1760, Private Collection.

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What she order (what she order), /

Fish filet.
For the uncultured…
Adriaen van Utrecht, The Old Fish Market in Antwerp, c. 1630-40, Rubenshuis, Antwerp, Netherlands.
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What she order (what she order), /
Fish filet.

For the uncultured…

Adriaen van Utrecht, The Old Fish Market in Antwerp, c. 1630-40, Rubenshuis, Antwerp, Netherlands.

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This is definitely the only pussy these two ever get.Giacomo Ceruti, Two Beggars, c. 1730-4, Pinacoteca Tosio Martinengo, Brescia, Italy.
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This is definitely the only pussy these two ever get.

Giacomo Ceruti, Two Beggars, c. 1730-4, Pinacoteca Tosio Martinengo, Brescia, Italy.

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We will, we will, rock you / 

We will, we will, rock you.
For the uncultured…
Giorgio Vasari, Martyrdom of Saint Stephen, c. 1560, Pinacoteca Vaticana, The Vatican, Italy.
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We will, we will, rock you /
We will, we will, rock you.

For the uncultured…

Giorgio Vasari, Martyrdom of Saint Stephen, c. 1560, Pinacoteca Vaticana, The Vatican, Italy.

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Fifteenth-Century Spinning Class.Maïtre François, Christian Customs: A Group of Women Spinning (Virtuousness), from Saint Augustine, La Cité de Dieu of Jacques d’Armagnac, Duke of Nemours, 1478-80, The Hague, MMW, 10 A 11, fol. 69v, Koninklijke Bibliotheek, The Hague, Netherlands.
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Fifteenth-Century Spinning Class.

Maïtre François, Christian Customs: A Group of Women Spinning (Virtuousness), from Saint Augustine, La Cité de Dieu of Jacques d’Armagnac, Duke of Nemours, 1478-80, The Hague, MMW, 10 A 11, fol. 69v, Koninklijke Bibliotheek, The Hague, Netherlands.

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Me and my boyfriend, just kidding—he wishes.Théodore Géricault, Three Lovers, 1817-20, The J. Paul Getty Museum, Los Angeles, USA.
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Me and my boyfriend, just kidding—he wishes.

Théodore Géricault, Three Lovers, 1817-20, The J. Paul Getty Museum, Los Angeles, USA.

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"He’s such a pain in the neck."Master of the Figdor Deposition, detail from The Martyrdom of Saint Lucy, c. 1500-10, Museum Boijmans Van Beuningen, Rotterdam, Netherlands.
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"He’s such a pain in the neck."

Master of the Figdor Deposition, detail from The Martyrdom of Saint Lucy, c. 1500-10, Museum Boijmans Van Beuningen, Rotterdam, Netherlands.

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"Step back, I got this."Anonymous artists, The Miracle of the Loaves and Fishes, from upper register of the nave wall, 6th century, Basilica di Sant’Apollinare Nuovo, Ravenna, Italy.
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"Step back, I got this."

Anonymous artists, The Miracle of the Loaves and Fishes, from upper register of the nave wall, 6th century, Basilica di Sant’Apollinare Nuovo, Ravenna, Italy.

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Hoarders.Jan Brueghel I, The Sense of Sight, 1618, Museo del Prado, Madrid, Spain.
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Hoarders.

Jan Brueghel I, The Sense of Sight, 1618, Museo del Prado, Madrid, Spain.

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Seventeenth-Century Birth Control.Hendrick de Keyser, Screaming child, c. 1615, Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam, The Netherlands.
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Seventeenth-Century Birth Control.

Hendrick de Keyser, Screaming child, c. 1615, Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam, The Netherlands.

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Lemon Party.
For the uncultured…NSFW
Pieter Claesz, A still life with lemons, a Façon de Venise, Roemer, Knife, and Olives on a Table, 1629, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, USA.
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Lemon Party.

For the uncultured…NSFW

Pieter Claesz, A still life with lemons, a Façon de Venise, Roemer, Knife, and Olives on a Table, 1629, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, USA.

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Two in the pink, one in the stink.Sir Peter Lely, Portrait of Sir John Nicholas, 1667, Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery, Birmingham, UK.
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Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Sir Peter Lely, Portrait of Sir John Nicholas, 1667, Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery, Birmingham, UK.

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Nineteenth-century hipsters loitering.Henri Taurel, Catalan dancers at rest, 1873, Christie’s, Amsterdam, 14 November 2012, lot 248.
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Nineteenth-century hipsters loitering.

Henri Taurel, Catalan dancers at rest, 1873, Christie’s, Amsterdam, 14 November 2012, lot 248.

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They always felt they had a distant father…Bernhard Strigel, Portrait of Conrad Rehlinger and his Children, 1517, Alte Pinakothek, Munich, Germany.
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They always felt they had a distant father…

Bernhard Strigel, Portrait of Conrad Rehlinger and his Children, 1517, Alte Pinakothek, Munich, Germany.

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